Hyperventilation Therapy

By Kate McDonough

Comic

Hyperventilation Therapy comic page 1 by Kate McDonough
Hyperventilation Therapy comic page 2 by Kate McDonough

Page 1

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I’ve been feeling great lately! Best I’ve felt in a long time!

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That’s awful! Feeling good is no good! Have you tried hyperventilation therapy?!

Page 2

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No! What’s that?

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It’s simple! Step one: locate a plastic bag!

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Step two: put the gab over your mouth and nose. Create a good seal!

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Step three: inhale deeply. Breathe from your chest, not your diaphragm.

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Step four: Exhale shallowly. Don’t fully clear your lungs.

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Step five: Repeat! As quickly as you can! The tighter your chest feels, the better!

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You should start to get dizzy and light-headed. If you feel like you can get a breath in, you’re doing it wrong!

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Continue until you pass out!

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When you finally wake up, you should feel a deep sense of impending doom!

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If you practice this therapy everyday, you’ll be able to completely disrupt your body’s natural breathing rhythm!

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There’s no faster way to increase your anxiety!

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Try hyperventilation therapy today!

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