Hot Diggity Dang
By Carl Bisenius
Hot Dogs: Uncovering the Truth
Hot Dog Ingredients
10% Human Flesh
- Americans eat 9 billion more hot dogs than they should every year.
- Despite popular belief, brats aren’t much better for you than hot dogs. They’re equally shitty.
- Hot dogs in New York are bad and hot dogs in Chicago are also bad. Hot dogs are really bad.
- Eating dog shit is better for your cardiovascular system than eating one hot dog.
- Even though there are 10 hot dogs in a pack, bread manufacturers only put 8 buns in a pace because F.U.
Hot Dog Nutritional Content
20% Cholesterol 40% Protein