No Patience

By Carl Bisenius

Chat Log and Illustration

No Patience illustration by Carl Bisenius

theman9023 has entered the room
dreon123 has entered the room
theman9023: Alright, it’s almost ready.
dreon123: what do you mean, almost!?
dreon123: this was supposed to be in my hands 5 hours ago!!
theman9023: I know. I know.
theman9023: Just let me get back to work.
theman9023 has left the room
pitchor78 has entered the room
pitchor78: Alright. now, what’s the hold up?
dreon123: oh, it’s nothing. just a glitch. we will have it soon
pitchor78: What sort of glitch?
dreon123: well
dreon123: you know how i told you our computers were acting up?
pitchor78: We don’t have the money…
dreon123: this wouldn’t have happened if we would have the right equipment for our jobs
pitchor78: Let me see what I can do, okay?
dreon123 has left the room
dynesy has entered the room
pitchor78: Hello, Sir.
dynesy: WHERE ARE THE FILES!?
pitchor78: Sir, we need to upgrade our tools
dynesy: WE DO NOT HAVE THE FUNDS.
pitchor78: Do you like money, Sir? We need the right tools.
dynesy: DONT RAISE YOUR TONE WITH ME
pitchor78: Sir, I wasn’t. We are typing this conversation.
dynesy: ARE YOU BEING A SMARTASS!
pitchor78: Was that a question?…or…
pitchor78: I mean Sir.
pitchor78: Sir, yes, Sir.
dynesy: The (word removed) is wrong with you?
pitchor78: We will give you the products soon.
dynesy: LISTEN. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO!?
pitchor78: In the future, we will need the proper tools to do our jobs correctly. Until then, we will be delayed.
dynesy: GIVE ME THE (word removed) DAMN (word removed) (word removed) (word removed)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pitchor78: Sir, you do realize that I am a woman,.
pitchor78: And you do realize that my husband is your boss, right?
dynesy has left the room
het505: has entered the room
het505: What is it, dear?
pitchor78: Hey. Rob Dynesy and I just had this conversation.
(text inserted)
het505: WOW. How long ago was this?
pitchor78: It happened just now.
het505: Wow. What would you like me to do?
pitchor78: Burn him.
pitchor78 has left the room
The account dynesy has been removed from existence

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